1 00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:20,307 - Hi friend. 2 00:02:20,340 --> 00:02:22,342 - Somebody help me! 3 00:05:06,941 --> 00:05:08,643 - Hello, Mr. Moss. 4 00:05:08,676 --> 00:05:09,877 Are you almost ready? 5 00:05:09,911 --> 00:05:11,478 Yes sirree, let me just finish 6 00:05:11,512 --> 00:05:13,446 this little ciggy wiggy and I'll be right with you. 7 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:15,116 Just wondering if you could do me a favor. 8 00:05:15,149 --> 00:05:16,918 Would you run out to the old whimsical wagon 9 00:05:16,951 --> 00:05:18,753 and grab my canvases for me? 10 00:05:18,786 --> 00:05:20,988 - You got it, Mr. Moss. 11 00:05:48,649 --> 00:05:53,654 - Mr. Moss, here's those canvases you were looking for. 12 00:05:53,688 --> 00:05:54,989 - Well hi there, Shane. 13 00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:57,424 You just put those down anywhere. 14 00:05:58,391 --> 00:05:59,827 Oopsy poopsy. 15 00:05:59,861 --> 00:06:03,331 Looks like you got a little pain on you. 16 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:10,104 No no, let me finish this here. Okay. How's it look? 17 00:06:10,137 --> 00:06:12,372 - You look great, Mr. Moss. 18 00:06:12,405 --> 00:06:13,507 - All right, let's go. 19 00:06:13,541 --> 00:06:15,643 Let's go take care of that. 20 00:06:15,676 --> 00:06:17,645 Come on. Come on with me. 21 00:06:29,489 --> 00:06:31,158 Here you go, young man. 22 00:06:31,192 --> 00:06:34,095 - Thanks, Mr. Moss. - No problem. 23 00:06:42,435 --> 00:06:44,038 - Oh, super zoom? 24 00:06:48,109 --> 00:06:49,610 Okay, I need everybody to listen up. 25 00:06:49,644 --> 00:06:52,713 We're gonna be opening on camera number one. 26 00:06:52,747 --> 00:06:54,382 That's camera one. 27 00:07:00,021 --> 00:07:01,789 Everything is right. 28 00:07:01,822 --> 00:07:03,224 The fuck, 29 00:07:03,257 --> 00:07:04,959 is Shane fucking around with Leland again? 30 00:07:04,992 --> 00:07:06,627 Shane? 31 00:07:06,661 --> 00:07:07,595 - Yes sir. 32 00:07:08,396 --> 00:07:10,131 - Man, how can we run a show 33 00:07:10,164 --> 00:07:12,432 when you just keep fucking around with Leland? 34 00:07:12,465 --> 00:07:16,270 So, what? Are you one of the stand-ins? 35 00:07:16,304 --> 00:07:19,006 - That's a good look. Where's your daddy? 36 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:20,975 - Ha ha. Very funny. 37 00:07:21,008 --> 00:07:23,177 I spilled paint on my shirt. 38 00:07:23,210 --> 00:07:25,846 - You go ahead and keep telling yourself that. 39 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:26,814 - Asshole. 40 00:07:35,523 --> 00:07:37,258 - I mean really, 41 00:07:37,291 --> 00:07:40,795 ain't nothing like the smell of a fresh new canvas. 42 00:07:40,828 --> 00:07:42,096 Absolutely not. 43 00:07:47,835 --> 00:07:49,036 - You ready? 44 00:07:49,070 --> 00:07:50,771 Let's shoot this puppy. 45 00:07:50,805 --> 00:07:54,075 - We are ready whenever you are, my merry little buddy. 46 00:07:54,108 --> 00:07:55,042 Roll tape. 47 00:08:03,217 --> 00:08:05,786 - Hello, and welcome to episode 235 48 00:08:05,820 --> 00:08:07,588 of "Painting with Friends." 49 00:08:07,621 --> 00:08:09,357 I'm Leland Moss and I sure am happy 50 00:08:09,390 --> 00:08:11,625 you're joining me once again. 51 00:08:11,659 --> 00:08:14,328 So grab your paint, grab your brushes, 52 00:08:14,362 --> 00:08:17,798 and come along on this adventure with me, won't you? 53 00:08:17,832 --> 00:08:21,168 And for all you beautiful folks following along at home, 54 00:08:21,202 --> 00:08:23,604 I have this super neato little title 55 00:08:23,637 --> 00:08:25,239 that's gonna show you all the colors 56 00:08:25,272 --> 00:08:27,308 that I'm painting with today. 57 00:08:27,341 --> 00:08:30,378 All right, let's get started. 58 00:08:30,411 --> 00:08:34,882 First, we're gonna get rid of all this dead space. 59 00:08:34,915 --> 00:08:36,484 A little loosey goosey there, 60 00:08:36,517 --> 00:08:39,687 I might have to tighten that down just a little bit. 61 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:44,725 Now, you want to be very gentle on the canvas, okay? 62 00:08:44,759 --> 00:08:46,293 No hard strokes. 63 00:08:46,327 --> 00:08:48,829 Gonna bring this, bring this right to life, okay? 64 00:08:48,863 --> 00:08:50,798 So here we go. 65 00:08:58,305 --> 00:09:01,776 ♪ Lately I'm trying to be tough ♪ 66 00:09:01,809 --> 00:09:06,247 ♪ But it is wearing thin ♪ 67 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:10,985 ♪ My halo doesn't match ♪ 68 00:09:11,018 --> 00:09:16,323 ♪ My thick skin ♪ 69 00:09:17,458 --> 00:09:19,994 ♪ A lover's trust ♪ 70 00:09:20,027 --> 00:09:25,499 ♪ If you're in my bed I feel like you're the one ♪ 71 00:09:28,035 --> 00:09:33,307 ♪ But I'm not an angel, angel ♪ 72 00:09:34,975 --> 00:09:39,280 ♪ I'm not an angel ♪ 73 00:09:39,313 --> 00:09:41,682 ♪ Boy you make me nervous ♪ 74 00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:42,850 - Hey skank. 75 00:09:46,020 --> 00:09:47,721 - You scared the hell out of me. 76 00:09:47,755 --> 00:09:50,724 - Yeah, well I need a ride. Mom needs some more smokes. 77 00:09:50,758 --> 00:09:53,227 - I literally just bought her two packs this morning. 78 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:54,762 - You know she gets to chain smoking 79 00:09:54,795 --> 00:09:56,997 when she watches that gay ass painting show. 80 00:09:57,031 --> 00:09:58,766 I can't believe that doofus has her convinced 81 00:09:58,799 --> 00:10:00,901 she's got some talent or something. 82 00:10:00,935 --> 00:10:03,003 - Well, at least it keeps her occupied. 83 00:10:03,037 --> 00:10:07,441 I mean, what else is she going to do? Come on. 84 00:10:07,475 --> 00:10:09,777 And I'm not a damn taxi driver. 85 00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:13,414 And you need to get your own damn car. 86 00:10:13,447 --> 00:10:17,451 ♪ We're painting with friends until the end ♪ 87 00:10:17,485 --> 00:10:18,986 - Hi friends. 88 00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:21,989 ♪ So glad to see you again my friend ♪ 89 00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:23,791 ♪ Painting will make you ♪ 90 00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:27,562 - While y'all are out pick me up another bucket of chicken. 91 00:10:27,596 --> 00:10:30,931 - I will drive and Travis will go in. 92 00:10:31,899 --> 00:10:34,668 - I think this is my best one yet. 93 00:10:35,903 --> 00:10:37,471 - It's really good, Mama. 94 00:10:37,506 --> 00:10:39,006 - What do you think Travis? 95 00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:43,010 - Its horrible that we don't have enough room 96 00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:45,312 in the house to hang it. 97 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:47,616 - Now go on now. 98 00:10:48,282 --> 00:10:50,351 Get mama her smokes. 99 00:10:50,384 --> 00:10:53,555 Y'all know it helps with Mama's creativity. 100 00:10:53,588 --> 00:10:57,526 - Well, now we have our signature on there. 101 00:10:58,225 --> 00:10:59,960 It sure was a fun one. 102 00:10:59,994 --> 00:11:03,664 All right friends, remember, life is a canvas 103 00:11:03,697 --> 00:11:06,200 and you're the masterpiece. 104 00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:10,304 So until next time, I'm Leland Moss. You have a great day. 105 00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:11,606 Bye-bye now. 106 00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:33,093 - Leland. 107 00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:37,198 You were great, dude. 108 00:11:37,231 --> 00:11:41,735 I mean, I think that was the best episode like ever. 109 00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:43,572 - Yeah, that's 'cause we have such a great crew 110 00:11:43,605 --> 00:11:45,706 to make me look so good. 111 00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:47,308 - Oh, you think so? 112 00:11:47,341 --> 00:11:50,077 - Yeah. - Yeah, pain in my ass. 113 00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:52,446 - What'd you think, Kelly? 114 00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:53,582 - Do you want my honest opinion? 115 00:11:53,615 --> 00:11:55,684 - Please, by all means. 116 00:11:55,716 --> 00:11:59,019 - I think it felt a little flat. 117 00:11:59,053 --> 00:12:01,455 I think we're gonna have to call for a re-shoot, 118 00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:04,892 a little bit less rushed and scripted. 119 00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:07,928 Leland? 120 00:12:09,430 --> 00:12:11,533 Leland, Earth to Leland. 121 00:12:11,566 --> 00:12:13,834 Hey, you in there buddy? 122 00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:21,308 I mean, I just want what's best for the studio, you know? 123 00:12:21,342 --> 00:12:26,313 I mean, one day I'm gonna be the director here and 124 00:12:26,347 --> 00:12:28,916 this might reflect badly on me. 125 00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:33,722 I didn't go to college for 16 months for mediocrity. 126 00:12:35,756 --> 00:12:38,092 Hey, where are you going? 127 00:12:41,028 --> 00:12:44,965 Leland? Why are you, don't walk away from me. 128 00:12:44,999 --> 00:12:48,235 You asked for my opinion and I gave it to you. 129 00:12:48,269 --> 00:12:50,971 You didn't want it, you shouldn't ask. 130 00:12:51,005 --> 00:12:53,742 - And I appreciate your feedback. 131 00:12:53,774 --> 00:12:57,244 - I think we need to call for a re-shoot. 132 00:12:57,278 --> 00:12:59,813 - That's not necessary. 133 00:12:59,847 --> 00:13:02,617 - We have certain expectations, this show, 134 00:13:02,651 --> 00:13:06,787 and I feel this episode did not meet those expectations. 135 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:08,723 My name is on this thing. 136 00:13:08,757 --> 00:13:11,125 I don't want it floating around out there. 137 00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:14,061 I'm gonna have to demand a re-shoot. 138 00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:17,632 - Now there's not going to be any re-shoots and that's fine. 139 00:13:17,666 --> 00:13:20,735 - This is horseshit. I didn't sign up for amateur hour. 140 00:13:20,769 --> 00:13:23,505 - Now there's no need for potty words. 141 00:13:23,538 --> 00:13:27,007 You are hired to do a job and you've done a wonderful job, 142 00:13:27,041 --> 00:13:30,411 and you should take pride in that, friend. 143 00:13:30,444 --> 00:13:34,281 - I am not your friend. Do not call me your friend. 144 00:13:34,315 --> 00:13:35,883 - Enhance your calm. 145 00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:39,386 - Don't patronize me. This is horseshit. 146 00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:35,175 - What you did you old sumbitch. 147 00:14:35,209 --> 00:14:39,313 - Getting my morning reps in, one, two, three. 148 00:14:43,384 --> 00:14:45,352 - Shamrock bits. 149 00:14:45,386 --> 00:14:46,453 My favorite. 150 00:14:57,599 --> 00:14:59,099 - Really? 151 00:14:59,133 --> 00:15:00,802 Don't you have toilets to clean or something? 152 00:15:00,835 --> 00:15:05,540 - I'm just coming in for a little motivation, you know? 153 00:15:14,816 --> 00:15:17,951 - Whoa, take it easy there, chief. 154 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,255 - Woo wee! 155 00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:25,593 Fuckin' good, man. 156 00:15:26,594 --> 00:15:29,496 That just, that takes me back, man. 157 00:15:31,465 --> 00:15:34,769 I should still be out there touring, man. 158 00:15:34,803 --> 00:15:36,437 Still be out there. 159 00:15:36,470 --> 00:15:38,807 You know, the, the drugs wasn't even good 160 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:40,207 when I was playing back then. 161 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,176 I just, I was out on the ground. 162 00:15:42,209 --> 00:15:45,713 We just, all there was like a little weed 163 00:15:45,747 --> 00:15:47,281 and maybe a toot. 164 00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:48,616 Just a toot hangin' in there. 165 00:15:48,650 --> 00:15:50,250 They got all kinds of shit now. 166 00:15:50,284 --> 00:15:52,152 It'd all been different if I'd had just- 167 00:15:52,186 --> 00:15:54,656 - '82, right? The showcase in '82. 168 00:15:54,689 --> 00:15:56,591 - Yes. - Oh yeah. 169 00:15:56,624 --> 00:15:59,627 - Wait, and Cheetah Whiskers were there, 170 00:15:59,661 --> 00:16:02,162 Long-legged Donnie and the Cleft Palates, 171 00:16:02,196 --> 00:16:06,133 Little Theresa and the Fat Bottom Larry's. 172 00:16:06,901 --> 00:16:08,235 Can you believe it? 173 00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:10,237 That would've been amazing, man. 174 00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:12,941 - Yeah, you would've been a big star, right? 175 00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:14,776 No, I know it. 176 00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:20,347 - I might have to tighten that down just a little bit. 177 00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:21,816 Now you want to be very gentle on the canvas. 178 00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:23,785 - Man, I just don't get it, man. 179 00:16:23,818 --> 00:16:26,654 Why is this dude with the hair helmet so popular? 180 00:16:26,688 --> 00:16:29,056 I mean, chicks love him. Look at him. 181 00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:32,092 - You know, and we're all, we're very nice to our friends 182 00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:34,562 so just treat it real gentle. 183 00:16:34,596 --> 00:16:38,566 - I heard it's 'cause he's got a massive helmet 184 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:40,100 in his pants. 185 00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:41,468 - And for all you beautiful folks... 186 00:16:41,503 --> 00:16:43,437 - Shit. - ...following along at home. 187 00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:45,239 - Well you can ask Polly about that 'cause she fucked him. 188 00:16:45,272 --> 00:16:46,774 - That's gonna show you all the colors that- 189 00:16:46,808 --> 00:16:50,110 - She's fucked everybody in this place but me. 190 00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:52,547 I've been trying too, man. 191 00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:55,850 - We're on in one, Willy. 192 00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:02,991 - Oranges, lemons, and grapes. 193 00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:04,559 I see the fruit. 194 00:17:04,592 --> 00:17:06,126 - She took a peek at my balls. 195 00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:08,462 - Silly rabbit. 196 00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:12,700 - What the hell are you doing back here, Bobby? 197 00:17:15,503 --> 00:17:20,508 We got to move this set and get ready for the next show. 198 00:17:21,776 --> 00:17:22,710 - Art. 199 00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:26,848 - Are you back sassing me, boy? 200 00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:05,853 - Hey everyone, 201 00:18:05,887 --> 00:18:09,256 welcome to Willy Wanker's Big-Time Fun Show. 202 00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:10,959 I'm Polly Shanker. 203 00:18:11,793 --> 00:18:12,794 - Hi Polly. 204 00:18:14,529 --> 00:18:16,764 - Are y'all excited about the show? 205 00:18:16,798 --> 00:18:17,732 - Yeah! 206 00:18:18,766 --> 00:18:21,903 - Me too. What are we waiting for? 207 00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:24,939 All right kids, 208 00:18:24,973 --> 00:18:26,774 here's Willy Wanker! 209 00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:38,820 I said, here's Willy Wanker. 210 00:18:47,494 --> 00:18:50,430 Oh no, kids. Where could he be? 211 00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:52,967 Can you help me yell for him? 212 00:18:53,001 --> 00:18:53,935 - Willy. 213 00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:06,648 - Hey kids, are you ready 214 00:19:06,681 --> 00:19:09,050 for Willy Wanker's Big-Time Fun Show? 215 00:19:09,083 --> 00:19:10,018 - Yeah. 216 00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:16,090 - Do you all remember our good friend Little Wanker? 217 00:19:16,124 --> 00:19:17,058 - Yeah. 218 00:19:18,860 --> 00:19:22,496 - Hi Little Willy. How have you been? 219 00:19:22,530 --> 00:19:23,965 - I'm great. 220 00:19:23,998 --> 00:19:27,669 I just got back from a beautiful service. 221 00:19:27,702 --> 00:19:28,636 - Oh no. 222 00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:30,838 What happened? 223 00:19:30,872 --> 00:19:34,441 - Well, I smothered my mom with a pillow. 224 00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:37,612 I guess I left it on her too long. 225 00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:41,015 - Well that wasn't very nice. 226 00:19:41,049 --> 00:19:44,085 - You shouldn't have taken away my bananas. 227 00:19:44,118 --> 00:19:48,089 - Willy, what do we have to teach the kids today? 228 00:19:48,122 --> 00:19:50,290 - Today kids we're gonna learn what happens 229 00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:55,195 when a couple separates and has to go in front of a judge. 230 00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:56,631 - What's that? 231 00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:59,167 - Can you say alimony? 232 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:01,736 - Alimony? 233 00:20:01,769 --> 00:20:03,971 - No no, kids. Alimony. 234 00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:07,474 - Alimony is a financial payment 235 00:20:07,508 --> 00:20:09,744 so the man has to pay a woman 236 00:20:09,777 --> 00:20:13,781 after they get divorced for years and years. 237 00:20:18,853 --> 00:20:21,089 - So what did we learn today, kids? 238 00:20:21,122 --> 00:20:22,924 - Never get married. 239 00:20:25,126 --> 00:20:26,160 - That's right, kids. 240 00:20:26,194 --> 00:20:27,862 Never get married, 241 00:20:27,895 --> 00:20:32,800 unless you wanna pay a bitch money for years and years. 242 00:20:49,917 --> 00:20:55,123 - Son of a bitch, I know what the fuck I'm talking about. 243 00:20:55,823 --> 00:20:57,491 Curly headed bastard. 244 00:21:12,106 --> 00:21:13,306 What the hell? 245 00:21:19,647 --> 00:21:21,582 I'll go watch porn. 246 00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:40,601 Piece of shit. 247 00:21:42,937 --> 00:21:44,038 - Are you the biggest fan 248 00:21:44,071 --> 00:21:45,873 of "Painting with friends?" 249 00:21:45,907 --> 00:21:47,875 Now is your time to prove it. 250 00:21:47,909 --> 00:21:50,343 Mail in a brief letter and let Leland know 251 00:21:50,377 --> 00:21:52,246 the Moss is the boss. 252 00:21:53,948 --> 00:21:56,316 - Why didn't anybody tell me about this contest? 253 00:21:56,349 --> 00:21:57,819 - Win a free ticket- 254 00:21:57,852 --> 00:22:00,721 - When I get back to the studio I swear to God 255 00:22:00,755 --> 00:22:02,824 I'm gonna kill somebody. 256 00:22:05,226 --> 00:22:10,698 - Call now, with Leland. 257 00:22:27,615 --> 00:22:29,482 - Hey friend. 258 00:22:29,517 --> 00:22:31,351 - You bitch. 259 00:23:07,154 --> 00:23:10,658 - You have such vibrant blood, friend. 260 00:23:10,691 --> 00:23:12,994 Let me collect some. 261 00:23:22,003 --> 00:23:23,504 There you go. 262 00:23:50,865 --> 00:23:53,167 - I am Fat Eddie, and I just wanted to remind you folks 263 00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:57,238 that now's a prime time to call in to win four tickets 264 00:23:57,271 --> 00:23:59,040 to "Painting with Friends." 265 00:23:59,073 --> 00:24:03,311 It's 104.45 The Rocking Rooster. Who do I got here? 266 00:24:03,344 --> 00:24:05,179 - Ella, Ella Lewis. 267 00:24:05,212 --> 00:24:06,814 - Ella Lewis. All right. 268 00:24:06,847 --> 00:24:09,984 Looks like you're the 13th caller. 269 00:24:11,786 --> 00:24:13,287 - What's going on? 270 00:24:13,321 --> 00:24:15,656 - Ella just won us passes 271 00:24:17,258 --> 00:24:20,328 to see my man live and in person. 272 00:24:22,697 --> 00:24:25,833 Oh, this old heart can't take it. 273 00:24:25,866 --> 00:24:27,001 - Oh yeah. 274 00:24:28,736 --> 00:24:32,173 - Yeah, and I was thinking since I won five passes, 275 00:24:32,206 --> 00:24:36,210 Mama, you, I, along with Lindsay and Star, 276 00:24:36,243 --> 00:24:39,780 we could really make a day of it. 277 00:24:39,814 --> 00:24:41,682 - Hippie Skippy. 278 00:24:41,716 --> 00:24:46,120 - Now don't get too excited now, this is once in a lifetime. 279 00:24:46,153 --> 00:24:50,024 And you know how much your mama loves Leland. 280 00:24:50,057 --> 00:24:51,659 - I know, I know. 281 00:24:56,330 --> 00:24:58,466 I'm going back to bed. 282 00:25:07,041 --> 00:25:08,576 - Oh hey, Lisa. 283 00:25:08,609 --> 00:25:10,011 - Oh hey, Charles. 284 00:25:10,044 --> 00:25:11,545 So listen, my friend is here 285 00:25:11,579 --> 00:25:14,382 and she can't even afford roller skates. 286 00:25:14,415 --> 00:25:17,184 You can hook her up, right? 287 00:25:17,218 --> 00:25:21,422 - Oh gee, I don't know if I'm allowed to do that. 288 00:25:21,455 --> 00:25:25,526 - Charles, come on, do this one thing for me. 289 00:25:26,861 --> 00:25:30,664 Remember that one thing I did for you that one time? 290 00:25:34,201 --> 00:25:38,105 Come on, do this one little thing for me. 291 00:25:38,139 --> 00:25:40,908 - Anything for you, Lisa. 292 00:25:40,941 --> 00:25:42,410 - That's right. 293 00:25:46,981 --> 00:25:49,450 You might wanna wash those. 294 00:25:56,557 --> 00:25:58,359 - Hey, you sure Star is here, too. 295 00:25:58,392 --> 00:26:01,262 - Bro, I seen her already, all right? 296 00:26:01,295 --> 00:26:02,797 - Why the hell are we in the bathroom? 297 00:26:02,830 --> 00:26:04,298 - Because I'm not seeing my woman 298 00:26:04,331 --> 00:26:05,466 with a full load on deck, you know? 299 00:26:08,869 --> 00:26:11,272 - Damn dude, what the hell did you eat? 300 00:26:11,305 --> 00:26:12,840 - Man, those chili dogs, man. 301 00:26:12,873 --> 00:26:17,878 They're just tearing up my asshole again. 302 00:26:19,146 --> 00:26:20,448 - I told you to stay away from those things man. 303 00:26:20,481 --> 00:26:22,283 No tellin' what they put in 'em. 304 00:26:22,316 --> 00:26:23,984 - Oh, if you're the expert man 305 00:26:24,018 --> 00:26:26,954 make yourself useful and help me out here. 306 00:26:26,987 --> 00:26:27,922 Oh bro, 307 00:26:29,824 --> 00:26:32,226 come look at this shit. 308 00:26:32,259 --> 00:26:33,828 - Ah man, I don't wanna see your shit. 309 00:26:33,861 --> 00:26:35,463 - Dude, I need another set of eyes, 310 00:26:35,496 --> 00:26:37,231 or everyone's gonna think I'm a liar. 311 00:26:37,264 --> 00:26:38,365 Don't be fuckin' weird about it. 312 00:26:38,399 --> 00:26:41,402 Don't be weird. Look at my shit. 313 00:26:42,470 --> 00:26:43,572 Look at it, get a good look it bro. 314 00:26:43,604 --> 00:26:45,272 - Dude, that's gross. 315 00:26:45,306 --> 00:26:47,308 - That's a work of art is what it is, man. 316 00:26:47,341 --> 00:26:50,478 See the peanuts. - It's bad, dude. 317 00:26:59,854 --> 00:27:02,623 - Oh my God. I can't wait for Roger to get here. 318 00:27:02,656 --> 00:27:06,427 We're gonna have a little roller derby of our own. 319 00:27:06,460 --> 00:27:08,395 - I thought this was a girl's night out. 320 00:27:08,429 --> 00:27:11,332 Why is he with us at every get together? 321 00:27:11,365 --> 00:27:14,268 - Well, have you seen his dick? 322 00:27:16,637 --> 00:27:18,305 - Hopefully Billy makes it out too. 323 00:27:18,339 --> 00:27:20,407 You really should get a boyfriend, Ella. 324 00:27:20,441 --> 00:27:22,176 They're hella great. 325 00:27:22,209 --> 00:27:24,812 - Gross. Gag me with a spoon. 326 00:27:25,980 --> 00:27:29,083 - You know, instead of gagging on a spoon, 327 00:27:29,116 --> 00:27:30,384 you could be 328 00:27:32,086 --> 00:27:34,488 gagging on something else. 329 00:27:35,756 --> 00:27:37,091 - Ugh. 330 00:27:37,124 --> 00:27:39,460 Let's talk about something else. 331 00:27:39,493 --> 00:27:43,097 - Is it bad if I don't have a gag reflex? 332 00:27:44,331 --> 00:27:46,200 - Ah, anyways, 333 00:27:46,233 --> 00:27:48,035 so I won free passes 334 00:27:49,170 --> 00:27:52,641 to Leland's show, and I have four other tickets. 335 00:27:52,673 --> 00:27:54,775 Of course my mom, my brother, 336 00:27:54,808 --> 00:27:57,178 and you guys, if you're interested. 337 00:27:57,211 --> 00:27:58,679 - Wait, wait, wait. 338 00:27:58,712 --> 00:28:00,582 Isn't he that sexy guy who paints pictures? 339 00:28:00,615 --> 00:28:02,316 - Yeah, that's him. 340 00:28:02,349 --> 00:28:07,421 - Oh my God. I would let him put paint in my palate any day. 341 00:28:08,756 --> 00:28:11,225 I bet his paintbrush is huge, if you know what I mean. 342 00:28:11,258 --> 00:28:12,726 - Totally. 343 00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:16,497 - Geez, that is all you two think about. 344 00:28:17,331 --> 00:28:20,334 So anyways, are you in or out? 345 00:28:20,367 --> 00:28:23,572 And they're also backstage passes, too. 346 00:28:23,605 --> 00:28:25,806 - Well I am totally in. 347 00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:29,910 - Yeah, me too. Sounds radically fun. 348 00:28:32,581 --> 00:28:35,916 - How's it going you bodacious babes? 349 00:28:37,818 --> 00:28:41,889 Aw, you know I had to smell good for my lady. 350 00:28:43,958 --> 00:28:48,697 - So Ella here invited us all to Leland's show. 351 00:28:48,729 --> 00:28:51,600 She even has backstage passes. 352 00:28:54,703 --> 00:28:57,606 - Look, we could sneak them in the back door. 353 00:28:57,639 --> 00:28:59,574 We don't even have to use any of your tickets. 354 00:28:59,608 --> 00:29:01,809 Come on. It'll be fine. 355 00:29:05,312 --> 00:29:07,649 - Okay, sure. Hella cool. 356 00:29:11,118 --> 00:29:14,788 - All right, it's a fuckin' date night. 357 00:29:15,823 --> 00:29:17,358 Everybody gather round. 358 00:29:17,391 --> 00:29:19,760 Watch my motherfucker's moves. 359 00:29:23,998 --> 00:29:27,201 What are you all laughin' at, almost broke my fuckin' neck. 360 00:29:38,846 --> 00:29:42,016 - Hey daddy love, you got one for me? 361 00:29:42,049 --> 00:29:44,785 - Yeah, I got one for you. Just talked to the dude. 362 00:29:44,818 --> 00:29:47,855 - Good. Sounds like a good hell of a time. 363 00:29:47,888 --> 00:29:49,423 - Yeah, but listen. 364 00:29:49,456 --> 00:29:51,693 Some wacko's been killing off some of the bitches, 365 00:29:51,726 --> 00:29:53,060 so you be careful. 366 00:29:53,093 --> 00:29:54,395 I can't let anything happen to you. 367 00:29:54,428 --> 00:29:55,896 - We're here for you. 368 00:29:55,929 --> 00:29:57,498 - Okay, I'm sure I'll be fine. 369 00:29:57,532 --> 00:30:00,834 - Well, you're my number one moneymaker. 370 00:30:00,868 --> 00:30:02,269 You just be sure. 371 00:30:02,303 --> 00:30:05,507 - All right. Damn, stop being so paranoid. 372 00:30:05,540 --> 00:30:06,940 - Go to the secret spot, 373 00:30:06,974 --> 00:30:09,109 so that I can keep an eye on you, okay? 374 00:30:09,143 --> 00:30:11,680 Now, if you would, hurry the fuck up. 375 00:30:11,713 --> 00:30:12,681 - Okay. 376 00:30:12,714 --> 00:30:14,281 - Just head on out. 377 00:30:14,315 --> 00:30:16,817 Those dicks ain't gonna fuck themselves, so hurry up. 378 00:30:16,850 --> 00:30:18,586 - Shut fuck the up, god damn. 379 00:30:18,620 --> 00:30:19,820 - I just know how you are. 380 00:30:19,853 --> 00:30:21,922 - Let me finish getting ready. 381 00:30:21,955 --> 00:30:23,223 - It'll be another hour. 382 00:30:23,257 --> 00:30:24,958 - For the first minute. 383 00:30:24,992 --> 00:30:27,061 - Baby doll, I just know how you are. 384 00:30:27,094 --> 00:30:28,563 - What are you waiting for? 385 00:30:28,596 --> 00:30:29,863 - See ya. - You're crying now. 386 00:30:29,897 --> 00:30:31,700 - All right, bye. 387 00:30:31,733 --> 00:30:33,334 God, what an ass. 388 00:30:36,470 --> 00:30:40,307 I'm taking my good old time. Fuck him. 389 00:30:43,444 --> 00:30:45,279 - Right. That's good. 390 00:30:47,081 --> 00:30:51,985 Oh you're, you're an artist with a paintbrush yourself. 391 00:30:53,555 --> 00:30:54,589 Okay. 392 00:30:54,622 --> 00:30:55,790 All right. 393 00:30:56,490 --> 00:30:58,492 You're making me happy. 394 00:31:00,695 --> 00:31:01,830 Happy! 395 00:31:03,063 --> 00:31:03,997 Woo wee! 396 00:31:09,838 --> 00:31:11,872 - Can you take me back in town now? 397 00:31:11,905 --> 00:31:13,608 - Oh sure, sure, sure. 398 00:31:13,641 --> 00:31:15,309 Let me just, let me get you something to clean yourself up. 399 00:31:15,342 --> 00:31:16,276 Shh. 400 00:31:17,378 --> 00:31:20,314 It's no problemo, blondie. That was good. 401 00:31:20,347 --> 00:31:24,485 I'm all aquiver. My ding dong's just a twitchin'. 402 00:31:27,789 --> 00:31:31,425 ♪ You can start right now ♪ 403 00:31:42,002 --> 00:31:46,006 - Oh, guess the carpets do match the drapes. 404 00:31:49,744 --> 00:31:52,580 Hey dude, I was watching your show. 405 00:31:52,614 --> 00:31:54,649 Why is your palate so small? 406 00:31:58,018 --> 00:31:59,420 Are you there? 407 00:32:04,191 --> 00:32:05,894 - This is what they call a reach around. 408 00:32:26,079 --> 00:32:27,882 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 409 00:32:27,916 --> 00:32:30,384 You're insatiable. Oh gosh. 410 00:32:33,822 --> 00:32:36,658 You give the best head, sweetie. 411 00:33:13,427 --> 00:33:16,598 - Hey asshole, I said time's up. 412 00:33:16,631 --> 00:33:20,033 My bitches, they don't do overtime. 413 00:33:23,838 --> 00:33:25,540 Whoa, oh my God. 414 00:33:32,647 --> 00:33:34,649 You were my best bitch. 415 00:34:34,742 --> 00:34:36,143 - Trespassers. 416 00:34:54,529 --> 00:34:57,966 - Hey, it ain't cheating if she's made of plastic. 417 00:35:36,070 --> 00:35:40,541 Bodacious, man. Oh, the prank to end all pranks. 418 00:35:42,577 --> 00:35:44,579 - I don't know, man. 419 00:35:47,548 --> 00:35:50,183 We could get in a lot trouble for this. 420 00:35:50,217 --> 00:35:51,886 - Don't be such a spaz. 421 00:35:51,919 --> 00:35:56,423 It's not like anyone's gonna know we're in here. 422 00:36:00,494 --> 00:36:02,362 I'm painting with friends. 423 00:36:02,396 --> 00:36:06,366 You wanna see my masterpiece? 424 00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:08,136 Come on man, live a little. 425 00:36:08,168 --> 00:36:13,373 Fuck, we're never gonna get to play with this stuff again. 426 00:36:17,011 --> 00:36:18,245 - What the? - Whoa! 427 00:36:18,278 --> 00:36:20,480 What the hell is that? 428 00:36:21,816 --> 00:36:25,853 - It's one of those fake hands. 429 00:36:28,056 --> 00:36:31,726 - Oh, you're in my car. I'm running my car. 430 00:36:31,759 --> 00:36:35,063 - Stop dude, stop thinking that, that shit looks real. 431 00:36:35,096 --> 00:36:36,164 - I know, right? 432 00:36:36,196 --> 00:36:38,432 Hey, high five. 433 00:36:38,465 --> 00:36:39,801 - Fuck, dude. 434 00:36:41,135 --> 00:36:42,704 That's not even cool man. 435 00:36:42,737 --> 00:36:44,471 - All this time I thought you had a down there. 436 00:36:44,505 --> 00:36:45,840 You still do. 437 00:36:49,342 --> 00:36:52,146 I know what to do with this one. 438 00:36:53,815 --> 00:36:58,753 This shall be the greatest masterpiece in all the land. 439 00:37:26,714 --> 00:37:28,082 Watch this. 440 00:37:33,688 --> 00:37:36,224 This week on Placid Worm Theater, 441 00:37:36,256 --> 00:37:41,361 we examine the masterpiece and all of its masterful glory. 442 00:37:55,977 --> 00:37:58,646 Man, look at that beautiful little rabbit. 443 00:37:58,679 --> 00:38:00,248 - Yeah, key word little. 444 00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:03,551 - Oh you know you're just jealous of this beast. 445 00:38:07,822 --> 00:38:10,057 - Nobody likes vandals. 446 00:38:14,327 --> 00:38:16,964 - Updates on the escaped inmate that kidnapped 447 00:38:16,998 --> 00:38:18,766 young Joseph Williams, 448 00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:22,103 tomorrow morning at seven on WJGK Sunrise News. 449 00:38:31,712 --> 00:38:34,048 - Well, hey there, sunshine. 450 00:38:34,081 --> 00:38:38,186 Sure am glad you could bless us with your presence today. 451 00:38:38,219 --> 00:38:42,657 And looky here, we're painting with friends. 452 00:38:54,268 --> 00:38:55,636 - Help. 453 00:38:55,670 --> 00:38:57,038 Help me! 454 00:38:57,071 --> 00:38:58,673 - He sure is a. 455 00:39:08,015 --> 00:39:08,950 - Help! 456 00:39:09,784 --> 00:39:10,918 Help! 457 00:39:17,058 --> 00:39:20,862 - We make such beautiful art I get choked up about it. 458 00:39:26,601 --> 00:39:28,202 You think so too? 459 00:39:56,197 --> 00:39:57,765 - Mama, get up. 460 00:39:57,798 --> 00:39:59,967 It's the big day. Get up. 461 00:40:00,001 --> 00:40:01,535 I'm gonna get you some coffee. 462 00:40:01,569 --> 00:40:02,870 - I'm gettin' up. 463 00:40:08,441 --> 00:40:13,915 ♪ I hit the gas on an empty street ♪ 464 00:40:14,749 --> 00:40:18,252 ♪ Left behind what bed I made ♪ 465 00:40:20,487 --> 00:40:23,591 ♪ Your boots by the back door ♪ 466 00:40:23,624 --> 00:40:29,063 ♪ Still turned out like they were waiting on some treat ♪ 467 00:40:32,233 --> 00:40:37,104 ♪ There's a place where the black top splits ♪ 468 00:40:38,139 --> 00:40:40,007 ♪ And the grass climbs through the ♪ 469 00:40:40,041 --> 00:40:43,110 - I can't believe it's really happening. 470 00:40:43,144 --> 00:40:46,414 Now I just gotta figure out what I'm gonna wear. 471 00:40:46,446 --> 00:40:50,284 - Well, I actually have a little surprise. 472 00:40:50,318 --> 00:40:54,121 - Oh, Ella. You're the best daughter in the world. 473 00:41:00,528 --> 00:41:01,461 Oh, Ella! 474 00:41:02,697 --> 00:41:04,365 I love it so much. 475 00:41:05,733 --> 00:41:07,435 Oh, it's the best. 476 00:41:07,467 --> 00:41:12,673 - Now, there is no question about who his number one fan is. 477 00:41:13,374 --> 00:41:14,909 - Not at all, sweetie. 478 00:41:14,942 --> 00:41:17,511 Thank you so much, baby doll. 479 00:41:17,545 --> 00:41:20,181 Now, I need to pick out a painting. 480 00:41:20,214 --> 00:41:21,916 I narrowed it down to two. 481 00:41:21,949 --> 00:41:26,587 Why don't you come help me figure out which one to take. 482 00:43:22,169 --> 00:43:26,006 ♪ Suck it down like a bowl ♪ 483 00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:29,578 ♪ With the tuna tornado ♪ 484 00:43:45,259 --> 00:43:46,393 - Oh shit. 485 00:43:56,370 --> 00:43:57,738 Volted Electric. 486 00:43:57,771 --> 00:44:00,741 - Hi, yes, this is Leland Moss again. 487 00:44:02,076 --> 00:44:03,944 My television blew up 488 00:44:05,012 --> 00:44:06,548 and I was just wondering if you could 489 00:44:06,581 --> 00:44:08,182 come over here lickity split 490 00:44:08,215 --> 00:44:11,952 and maybe give it another little, little fixing. 491 00:44:18,225 --> 00:44:19,460 - Mm mm. 492 00:44:19,493 --> 00:44:20,828 Cousin Kel's. 493 00:44:35,009 --> 00:44:35,943 Mm. 494 00:44:38,379 --> 00:44:39,514 Mm, good. 495 00:44:41,115 --> 00:44:42,716 - Damn, Mama. 496 00:44:42,750 --> 00:44:44,351 You're stinking up the whole house with that shit. 497 00:44:44,385 --> 00:44:47,488 - Watch your mouth, boy. Get you some. 498 00:44:47,522 --> 00:44:48,989 - No, I'm good. 499 00:44:51,526 --> 00:44:52,960 - Girls, come on in. 500 00:44:52,993 --> 00:44:56,665 Grab you a plate, there's a little left. 501 00:44:58,299 --> 00:44:59,601 - Oh, come on girls. 502 00:44:59,634 --> 00:45:01,135 Don't y'all want some of Cousin Kel's 503 00:45:01,168 --> 00:45:03,505 world famous head cheese. 504 00:45:06,173 --> 00:45:07,474 You little bitch. 505 00:45:07,509 --> 00:45:08,809 - Y'all calm the hell down right now. 506 00:45:08,842 --> 00:45:10,579 You know my nerves are already shot 507 00:45:10,612 --> 00:45:13,247 and it's a big day for me. 508 00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:17,686 Goodness gracious, always arguin' and fightin'. 509 00:45:23,123 --> 00:45:24,992 - Let me see if I can help you with that. 510 00:45:25,025 --> 00:45:26,760 - Let me ask you a question, can I get tickets to your show? 511 00:45:26,794 --> 00:45:29,230 'cause that turd of an ex-wife that I have. 512 00:45:29,263 --> 00:45:30,231 This is working. 513 00:45:30,264 --> 00:45:32,032 Okay, there you go. 514 00:46:01,762 --> 00:46:04,898 - It really does do the body good. 515 00:46:07,234 --> 00:46:08,902 That's good stuff. 516 00:46:18,078 --> 00:46:22,149 - Well, that was an interesting conversation. 517 00:46:23,250 --> 00:46:24,753 - Well? 518 00:46:24,785 --> 00:46:26,086 - Roger's mom said she thought he stayed over 519 00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:28,055 at Billy's last night, and get this. 520 00:46:28,088 --> 00:46:31,425 Apparently he's never talked about me. Not once. 521 00:46:31,458 --> 00:46:33,193 - Hey, baby? 522 00:46:34,194 --> 00:46:35,262 - Yes, mama? 523 00:46:36,830 --> 00:46:40,100 - Ella baby, can you come here for a second 524 00:46:40,134 --> 00:46:41,603 - Coming, Mama. 525 00:46:42,369 --> 00:46:43,370 Sorry guys. 526 00:46:46,940 --> 00:46:49,243 - Oh Ella baby, can you help me? 527 00:46:49,276 --> 00:46:52,379 That souse done gave me the diarrhea. 528 00:46:53,814 --> 00:46:54,915 Can you grab them lights over there 529 00:46:54,948 --> 00:46:56,618 and help clean me up a bit? 530 00:46:56,651 --> 00:46:59,186 I gotta be fresh for Leland. 531 00:46:59,219 --> 00:47:00,187 - Yes, mother. 532 00:47:36,156 --> 00:47:41,061 - In the name of I command you. 533 00:47:47,836 --> 00:47:48,969 Hi friend. 534 00:48:04,586 --> 00:48:06,654 - Shane, get your ass in here. 535 00:48:06,688 --> 00:48:08,489 That is Bobby's job. 536 00:48:09,791 --> 00:48:10,991 - Yes, sir. 537 00:48:11,860 --> 00:48:13,427 - Where is Leland? 538 00:48:13,460 --> 00:48:17,464 We are two hours behind schedule. Go get him. 539 00:48:17,498 --> 00:48:20,033 - Mr. Moss really doesn't like to be rushed. 540 00:48:20,067 --> 00:48:21,969 - Go fucking get him now! 541 00:48:22,002 --> 00:48:23,003 - I'm on it. 542 00:48:27,441 --> 00:48:28,375 - Come on. 543 00:48:30,879 --> 00:48:32,079 - My oh my. 544 00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:35,215 It sure is hot in here. 545 00:48:35,249 --> 00:48:38,919 - You would think they could crank up the AC or something. 546 00:48:38,952 --> 00:48:40,287 - I know it. 547 00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:42,590 Ms. Lewis, how's your painting coming? 548 00:48:42,624 --> 00:48:45,125 - It's coming along real good. 549 00:48:45,159 --> 00:48:47,695 You know, in a couple years I might be able 550 00:48:47,729 --> 00:48:49,963 to even host my own show. 551 00:48:49,997 --> 00:48:54,268 Maybe me and Leland and can run a show together. 552 00:48:55,737 --> 00:48:57,739 - Stranger things have happened. 553 00:48:57,772 --> 00:48:59,440 - What's that supposed to? 554 00:49:04,011 --> 00:49:05,880 - Lord have mercy. 555 00:49:14,823 --> 00:49:16,056 - Baby doll. 556 00:49:16,089 --> 00:49:17,257 Help me up. 557 00:49:19,761 --> 00:49:21,428 - I hope you weren't waiting around too long. 558 00:49:21,462 --> 00:49:25,165 - Oh Lord, no. I'd wait around any time for you. 559 00:49:25,199 --> 00:49:26,835 - Aren't you a sweet lady? 560 00:49:26,868 --> 00:49:29,403 - Ella baby, get my painting. 561 00:49:29,436 --> 00:49:32,607 I've been practicing. What do you think? 562 00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:34,041 - Would you look at that? 563 00:49:34,074 --> 00:49:36,511 Great separation here. Mighty fine. 564 00:49:36,544 --> 00:49:40,849 - Well, thank you so much. You just made my day. 565 00:49:40,882 --> 00:49:43,818 - No problem, friend. 566 00:49:43,852 --> 00:49:44,985 - Okay, I'm just gonna- 567 00:49:45,018 --> 00:49:46,386 - Wait, I made you something. 568 00:49:46,420 --> 00:49:47,789 Baby. 569 00:49:47,822 --> 00:49:49,223 Are you hungry? 570 00:49:49,256 --> 00:49:51,425 - I'm famished. - Good. 571 00:49:55,162 --> 00:49:56,363 Well, well. 572 00:49:57,632 --> 00:50:01,368 Mm mm, that smells righteous. Did you make this? 573 00:50:01,401 --> 00:50:04,973 - I did. It's my own special recipe. 574 00:50:05,005 --> 00:50:07,542 - Let's try a good bite here. 575 00:50:07,575 --> 00:50:09,109 Mm mm, mm mm mm. 576 00:50:10,477 --> 00:50:14,849 Oh, my land that tastes just like grandma used to make. 577 00:50:14,883 --> 00:50:16,250 You know what, sweet lady? 578 00:50:16,283 --> 00:50:17,719 You know what I'm gonna do for you? 579 00:50:17,752 --> 00:50:19,386 I'm gonna put you right in the front row today. 580 00:50:19,419 --> 00:50:22,557 - Oh, you just warmed this lady's heart. 581 00:50:22,590 --> 00:50:25,593 - It's the least I can do. Shane? 582 00:50:25,627 --> 00:50:26,561 Oh hey, 583 00:50:28,262 --> 00:50:30,030 he's such a good boy. 584 00:50:30,063 --> 00:50:31,699 Would you be a peach and just put that in the refrigerator? 585 00:50:31,733 --> 00:50:33,835 - Oh, you got it, Mr. Moss. - Thank you. 586 00:50:33,868 --> 00:50:35,904 Okay, then you just enjoy the show. Okay? 587 00:50:35,937 --> 00:50:38,540 - Oh, we most certainly will. 588 00:50:39,273 --> 00:50:40,808 - Okay, bye-bye. 589 00:50:47,281 --> 00:50:49,082 See you in there. 590 00:50:49,884 --> 00:50:51,351 Enjoy the show. 591 00:51:57,719 --> 00:52:00,855 Hey there, little fella. You lost? 592 00:52:02,122 --> 00:52:03,725 - Hey, Leland. 593 00:52:03,758 --> 00:52:07,729 Oh, yeah, my mom won that stupid radio contest 594 00:52:08,730 --> 00:52:11,298 and had to use the bathroom, and- 595 00:52:11,331 --> 00:52:12,800 - Don't worry about it. 596 00:52:12,834 --> 00:52:14,234 Old Leland will take care of you. Come on. 597 00:52:14,267 --> 00:52:15,903 Come on with me. 598 00:52:19,107 --> 00:52:21,876 Red sure is a booger to get out. 599 00:52:27,682 --> 00:52:29,951 - Boy, what in the hell happened to you? 600 00:52:29,984 --> 00:52:34,454 - Don't want to talk fuckin' about it right now. 601 00:52:35,422 --> 00:52:37,025 - Nice look, bro. 602 00:52:38,559 --> 00:52:41,729 - That's hot. I like a man in pink. 603 00:52:55,843 --> 00:52:57,779 - Lord have mercy, would you look at this 604 00:52:57,812 --> 00:53:00,414 fantastic studio audience? 605 00:53:01,549 --> 00:53:03,483 And I'm so happy you could join us today 606 00:53:03,518 --> 00:53:05,553 on this very, very special episode 607 00:53:05,586 --> 00:53:06,721 of "Painting with Friends," 608 00:53:06,754 --> 00:53:08,623 and I'd like to take this time 609 00:53:08,656 --> 00:53:12,827 to welcome my very special friend, a sweet, sweet lady, 610 00:53:12,860 --> 00:53:16,430 Miss Darlene and her beautiful family and friends. 611 00:53:16,463 --> 00:53:19,433 And I'm just so grateful that you could all be here today 612 00:53:19,466 --> 00:53:21,501 to join us on this episode, 613 00:53:21,536 --> 00:53:23,938 and I hope you enjoy the show. 614 00:53:31,045 --> 00:53:34,082 And welcome to another episode of "Painting with Friends." 615 00:53:34,115 --> 00:53:35,850 I'm Leland Moss, 616 00:53:35,883 --> 00:53:38,886 and today we're gonna paint the majestic rocky mountains, 617 00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:42,222 which I so fondly remember from my childhood, 618 00:53:42,255 --> 00:53:44,291 had so many great times there. 619 00:53:44,324 --> 00:53:47,795 So today we're gonna start at the foothills of the mountains 620 00:53:47,829 --> 00:53:51,199 and we're gonna put some nice little body of water. 621 00:53:51,231 --> 00:53:56,671 We're gonna mix a little bit of our bright blues here and 622 00:53:58,072 --> 00:54:01,776 what you wanna do is you just wanna paint straight down, 623 00:54:02,309 --> 00:54:03,878 just nice, good, 624 00:54:03,911 --> 00:54:06,114 vibrant colors right now. 625 00:54:06,147 --> 00:54:09,249 If you don't want water, you can put a nice little 626 00:54:09,282 --> 00:54:10,818 tuft of grass. 627 00:54:10,852 --> 00:54:12,486 I remember my time on these waters 628 00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:15,056 with my family. 629 00:54:15,089 --> 00:54:16,724 Such great fun, 630 00:54:16,758 --> 00:54:20,962 fishin' and swimmin', catching turtles and frogs. 631 00:54:22,496 --> 00:54:25,967 Okay, now that we've got the body of water taken care of, 632 00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:29,837 let's move right along into this little plateau right here 633 00:54:29,871 --> 00:54:33,007 and really get our mountains started. 634 00:54:33,040 --> 00:54:34,976 - Are you okay, Mama? 635 00:54:35,009 --> 00:54:38,546 - Get in there and make those shadows pop, okay? 636 00:54:38,579 --> 00:54:41,149 We just wanna see this and gaze at it 637 00:54:41,182 --> 00:54:43,117 in all its glory. 638 00:54:43,151 --> 00:54:45,753 Okay, so we'll just mix a little bit of brown 639 00:54:45,787 --> 00:54:48,189 and a little bit of black. 640 00:54:49,289 --> 00:54:51,225 Really dig in there. 641 00:54:51,259 --> 00:54:52,627 Just get right in the middle there, 642 00:54:52,660 --> 00:54:54,829 and just kind of dig in there, 643 00:54:54,862 --> 00:54:55,830 making shadows. - Are you 644 00:54:55,863 --> 00:54:57,231 okay Mama? 645 00:54:57,265 --> 00:54:59,634 - Just come alive. - I'm fine. Hush. 646 00:54:59,667 --> 00:55:00,635 Let me see. 647 00:55:00,668 --> 00:55:02,136 - Nice little brown. 648 00:55:02,170 --> 00:55:03,336 - Okay. - Now we want to take 649 00:55:03,370 --> 00:55:05,372 a little bit more brown, 650 00:55:06,073 --> 00:55:08,142 swirl it up in there. 651 00:55:08,176 --> 00:55:11,245 Just dig right into that crevice. 652 00:55:14,715 --> 00:55:16,717 - Ms. Harris, you don't look so hot. 653 00:55:16,751 --> 00:55:18,553 Are you sure you're good? 654 00:55:18,586 --> 00:55:21,055 - Leave me be, leave me be. 655 00:55:22,455 --> 00:55:24,559 - It's like we're spreading those mountains apart, you know? 656 00:55:24,592 --> 00:55:25,827 And make those shadows 657 00:55:25,860 --> 00:55:27,528 part, okay? 658 00:55:27,562 --> 00:55:31,799 We just wanna see this and gaze at it in all its glory. 659 00:55:31,833 --> 00:55:34,401 Okay, so we'll just mix a little bit of brown 660 00:55:34,434 --> 00:55:39,307 and little bit of black and kind of dig in there, 661 00:55:39,339 --> 00:55:42,677 make these shadows just come alive. 662 00:55:48,015 --> 00:55:50,151 - A little brown oozing right there. 663 00:55:50,184 --> 00:55:51,384 We can fix that. 664 00:56:02,763 --> 00:56:04,932 - Goddammit, cut. 665 00:57:02,723 --> 00:57:04,058 - This is it. 666 00:57:05,059 --> 00:57:06,727 This is it. 667 00:57:18,539 --> 00:57:19,472 It's mine. 668 00:57:20,508 --> 00:57:21,441 It's mine 669 00:57:24,912 --> 00:57:27,315 - Now now. Sticky fingers. 670 00:57:34,188 --> 00:57:37,191 - Well, that was embarrassing. 671 00:57:37,224 --> 00:57:39,160 - Yeah. I should have known not to let her 672 00:57:39,193 --> 00:57:40,261 eat that souse meat. 673 00:57:40,294 --> 00:57:41,662 This happens every time. 674 00:57:43,463 --> 00:57:45,967 - Yeah, I think she needs to be permanently banned from it. 675 00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:47,902 - That's not funny, you guys. 676 00:57:47,935 --> 00:57:49,502 - Not funny? 677 00:57:49,537 --> 00:57:52,039 Come on, we're the laughing stalks is the town now. 678 00:57:52,073 --> 00:57:53,240 I mean, didn't you guys see everybody 679 00:57:53,274 --> 00:57:56,077 pointing and laughing at us? 680 00:57:56,110 --> 00:57:57,745 - Sorry guys. 681 00:57:57,778 --> 00:57:59,447 I won't invite you to anything mom will be at again. 682 00:57:59,479 --> 00:58:01,649 - Great. You know what, I'm sorry. 683 00:58:01,682 --> 00:58:03,317 I just need to go get some fresh air. 684 00:58:03,351 --> 00:58:05,252 You guys wanna come with me? 685 00:58:05,286 --> 00:58:07,521 - No, I'm gonna stay here and wait for Mama to come out. 686 00:58:07,555 --> 00:58:10,925 - Hey, great deal. What about you, Star? 687 00:58:10,958 --> 00:58:13,961 - I can stay with you if you want. 688 00:58:13,995 --> 00:58:15,730 - Nah, it'll be fine. 689 00:58:15,763 --> 00:58:19,433 I'll catch up with you in a little bit. 690 00:58:34,582 --> 00:58:38,652 Are you almost done? I think the girls are ready to go home. 691 00:58:38,686 --> 00:58:43,257 - But I sure am sorry I ruined your surprise for me. 692 00:58:43,290 --> 00:58:44,759 - Things happen sometimes. 693 00:58:44,792 --> 00:58:46,794 All that matters is that you're okay. 694 00:58:46,827 --> 00:58:48,396 - You go on out to your friends, 695 00:58:48,429 --> 00:58:50,297 and see if you can find your brother. 696 00:58:58,539 --> 00:59:01,275 - Hey there, sticky fingers. 697 00:59:03,144 --> 00:59:06,547 - Leland, Leland, what are you doing? 698 00:59:07,915 --> 00:59:09,884 I'm your biggest fan. 699 00:59:09,917 --> 00:59:12,119 - I sure do appreciate that. 700 00:59:13,854 --> 00:59:14,789 - But. 701 00:59:21,762 --> 00:59:25,266 Leland no, you gotta be fucking kidding me. 702 00:59:33,941 --> 00:59:34,875 - Woo wee. 703 00:59:44,452 --> 00:59:47,254 Welcome to the fan club, friend. 704 01:00:00,167 --> 01:00:01,735 - Hey, what's up brother? 705 01:00:01,769 --> 01:00:05,372 - Hey he, he told me to have you clean this shit up. 706 01:00:05,406 --> 01:00:09,009 - Clean this shit? What the shit? 707 01:00:09,043 --> 01:00:11,378 Hey, hey Lester. Hey man. 708 01:00:12,547 --> 01:00:14,615 They wanted you to clean up all this shit, man. 709 01:00:14,648 --> 01:00:17,284 They said get it done pretty quick, we gotta get outta here. 710 01:00:17,318 --> 01:00:20,621 - Listen to me, you big bearded bastard. 711 01:00:20,654 --> 01:00:24,725 I've been in this business for like 30 years. 712 01:00:26,060 --> 01:00:27,628 Yeah, 30 years. 713 01:00:27,661 --> 01:00:31,432 And I'm not gonna allow some asshole 714 01:00:31,465 --> 01:00:33,334 to tell me what to do. 715 01:00:33,367 --> 01:00:36,637 - Come on, man. I got a bad stomach. 716 01:00:37,671 --> 01:00:40,040 - This thing is sensitive and bad? No. 717 01:00:40,074 --> 01:00:41,642 - Mm hm. 718 01:00:41,675 --> 01:00:43,010 - Well it wasn't weak when you were scarfing down 719 01:00:43,043 --> 01:00:44,979 all those chili dogs at lunch. 720 01:00:45,012 --> 01:00:46,413 - Man, first off, 721 01:00:46,447 --> 01:00:48,983 vegan hot dogs, vegan chili. 722 01:00:50,084 --> 01:00:52,521 Come on, I'll see you at home. 723 01:00:52,554 --> 01:00:54,889 ♪ Mountain juice, mountain juice ♪ 724 01:00:54,922 --> 01:00:57,458 ♪ Know my baby loves mountain juice ♪ 725 01:00:57,491 --> 01:01:02,763 ♪ My baby, she loves that juice ♪ 726 01:01:04,131 --> 01:01:07,101 ♪ Yeah, my baby baby, she loves to suckle my juice ♪ 727 01:01:07,134 --> 01:01:08,637 And you know, if I'd played that 728 01:01:08,669 --> 01:01:10,605 in that showcase in '82 man, 729 01:01:10,639 --> 01:01:12,173 I wouldn't even be here. 730 01:01:12,206 --> 01:01:16,177 I'd be out there living it up with my soulmate man, 731 01:01:16,210 --> 01:01:18,580 shaved bush and everything. 732 01:01:18,613 --> 01:01:21,448 It just, instead of looking at all this shit. 733 01:01:21,482 --> 01:01:23,417 - Suck it up, buttercup. 734 01:01:23,450 --> 01:01:25,386 Can you dig that? 735 01:01:25,419 --> 01:01:27,288 - I dig it man. 736 01:01:27,321 --> 01:01:29,323 I don't like it, but I dig it. 737 01:01:31,759 --> 01:01:34,094 ♪ Mountain juice, mountain juice ♪ 738 01:01:34,128 --> 01:01:36,697 ♪ Mountain juice oh mountain juice ♪ 739 01:01:36,730 --> 01:01:38,866 ♪ Yeah ♪ 740 01:01:38,899 --> 01:01:41,636 - How do get shit this high? 741 01:01:44,305 --> 01:01:46,373 - Hey Leland, man. 742 01:01:46,407 --> 01:01:47,741 - Hey, Daddy O. 743 01:01:47,775 --> 01:01:49,176 - Dude, you think there's any way 744 01:01:49,210 --> 01:01:52,780 we could salvage any of this shit show? 745 01:01:52,813 --> 01:01:54,649 I mean, never in all my time 746 01:01:54,683 --> 01:01:57,686 have I ever seen shit like this. 747 01:01:58,953 --> 01:02:00,622 - Have you seen that Darlene and her sweet kids? 748 01:02:00,655 --> 01:02:01,956 'Cause I'd sure like to thank her 749 01:02:01,989 --> 01:02:04,758 for that scrumptious pie she made me. 750 01:02:04,792 --> 01:02:06,528 - Oh little buddy, you don't gotta worry about them 751 01:02:06,561 --> 01:02:08,762 'cause they done split. 752 01:02:10,532 --> 01:02:13,901 - That's a drag. - Yeah, it's a goddamn drag. 753 01:02:13,934 --> 01:02:19,173 Well, I guess I'll go clean up this goddamn shit show. 754 01:02:23,210 --> 01:02:24,613 Later, my man. 755 01:02:34,955 --> 01:02:35,889 - Damn. 756 01:02:59,648 --> 01:03:01,382 - Hey partner. - Leland? 757 01:03:01,415 --> 01:03:03,551 What are you doing man? 758 01:03:03,585 --> 01:03:04,719 - Well, 759 01:03:05,986 --> 01:03:07,955 you know friend, I think it's time to strip you down 760 01:03:07,988 --> 01:03:10,558 and make you a fresh canvas. 761 01:03:10,592 --> 01:03:15,496 - My kids watch you. What are you doing? 762 01:03:15,530 --> 01:03:16,930 Oh Leland why! 763 01:03:25,472 --> 01:03:29,611 Leland please no! 764 01:04:32,741 --> 01:04:34,208 - Well hey, sleepy head. 765 01:04:34,241 --> 01:04:37,244 Remember friend life is a canvas 766 01:04:38,646 --> 01:04:41,115 and you're the masterpiece. 767 01:04:58,465 --> 01:05:02,469 You can never make another first impression. 768 01:05:03,872 --> 01:05:06,741 Look at that, right shade of red. 769 01:05:09,443 --> 01:05:12,514 Van Gogh ain't got nothin' on me. 770 01:05:14,248 --> 01:05:15,182 Yeah, 771 01:05:16,250 --> 01:05:19,286 you're doing a wonderful job, friend. 772 01:05:30,330 --> 01:05:33,066 - Leland, are you still here? 773 01:05:33,100 --> 01:05:35,169 Is anyone still here? 774 01:05:39,173 --> 01:05:41,442 Leland, is that you? 775 01:05:44,512 --> 01:05:48,850 Leland hon, I can hear you, but I can't see you. 776 01:05:52,854 --> 01:05:53,987 My, my! 777 01:05:56,023 --> 01:05:58,425 That texture is fantastic. 778 01:06:00,260 --> 01:06:03,197 I wish I could paint like that. 779 01:06:08,570 --> 01:06:12,574 Leland, I can hear you, but I can't see you. 780 01:06:15,777 --> 01:06:17,679 Where is that boy of mine? 781 01:06:24,652 --> 01:06:27,421 - In the futuristic world of 2022, 782 01:06:27,454 --> 01:06:30,558 the streets are filled with anarchy and chaos. 783 01:06:32,760 --> 01:06:34,194 A vigilante with nothing- 784 01:06:34,228 --> 01:06:37,064 - No luck. I called Aunt Linda and Mildred. 785 01:06:37,097 --> 01:06:39,667 I don't know who else to call. 786 01:06:39,701 --> 01:06:41,569 - I think she went home with Leland. 787 01:06:41,603 --> 01:06:44,204 It seemed like he was being awfully nice to your Mama. 788 01:06:44,238 --> 01:06:46,006 I think he was trying to hook up. 789 01:06:46,039 --> 01:06:48,843 - Oh my God, I totally saw it, too. 790 01:06:48,877 --> 01:06:52,714 - Come on. What could Leland possibly see in mom? 791 01:06:52,747 --> 01:06:58,018 I get she's our mom and all but, come on guys, seriously. 792 01:06:59,119 --> 01:07:00,788 - Mom wouldn't have just bailed on us 793 01:07:00,822 --> 01:07:03,858 without saying something, that's not like her at all. 794 01:07:03,892 --> 01:07:06,493 - Maybe we can try to find out where Leland lives, 795 01:07:06,528 --> 01:07:08,997 see if they snuck off together or something. 796 01:07:09,029 --> 01:07:11,298 - You could check the phone book. 797 01:07:18,907 --> 01:07:22,109 - It must be an unlisted number. 798 01:07:22,142 --> 01:07:23,878 - In mom's room, 799 01:07:23,912 --> 01:07:25,980 she's got those clippings of Leland that she always saved. 800 01:07:26,014 --> 01:07:28,148 Why don't we check there? 801 01:07:28,181 --> 01:07:30,150 - That's actually a really good idea 802 01:07:30,183 --> 01:07:31,986 coming from somebody like you. 803 01:07:32,020 --> 01:07:34,354 - Yeah, you mean there's something in that skull of yours 804 01:07:34,388 --> 01:07:37,424 besides cobwebs and dirty thoughts? 805 01:07:37,457 --> 01:07:39,761 - Mainly dirty thoughts about you baby. 806 01:07:39,794 --> 01:07:41,629 Oh look, here's one of 'em right there. 807 01:07:41,663 --> 01:07:44,866 - Absolutely not. Grody to the max. 808 01:07:58,312 --> 01:08:00,447 - Leland, is that you? 809 01:08:01,181 --> 01:08:03,051 Where, where am I? 810 01:08:03,083 --> 01:08:05,419 What are you doing to me? 811 01:08:06,286 --> 01:08:08,221 - Well, hey there, sweet lady. 812 01:08:08,255 --> 01:08:10,058 Did you enjoy your nap? 813 01:08:10,090 --> 01:08:12,727 - Where's Ella and Travis? 814 01:08:12,760 --> 01:08:14,829 - I was more interested in my time with you. 815 01:08:14,862 --> 01:08:18,700 - But why? Why are you being so mean to me? 816 01:08:18,733 --> 01:08:22,904 I'm your biggest fan, and I'm gonna cook for you. 817 01:08:22,937 --> 01:08:25,707 - I truly do, I appreciate you and all my fans, 818 01:08:25,740 --> 01:08:30,078 but there's some things you don't do without consequence. 819 01:08:30,110 --> 01:08:31,980 - What do you mean? 820 01:08:32,013 --> 01:08:34,481 - Your flatulence, Darlene. 821 01:08:35,883 --> 01:08:38,920 Something unholy spilled from those cheeks in my studio, 822 01:08:38,953 --> 01:08:40,888 and I know it was you. 823 01:08:42,957 --> 01:08:44,224 - I'm sorry. 824 01:08:45,225 --> 01:08:49,363 It was the souse. 825 01:08:49,396 --> 01:08:51,566 - It really broke my concentration. 826 01:08:51,599 --> 01:08:53,233 That painting was set to be the best ever 827 01:08:53,266 --> 01:08:55,970 and all I could really think about was 828 01:08:56,004 --> 01:08:59,774 getting that putrid smell outta my nostrils. 829 01:08:59,807 --> 01:09:04,311 - I know it was bad, but is it worth all this? 830 01:09:04,344 --> 01:09:07,782 - Well, sweet cheeks, my art is everything to me. 831 01:09:07,815 --> 01:09:12,252 It's the reason I breathe, and without it I'm nothing. 832 01:09:12,285 --> 01:09:13,420 - Please. 833 01:09:14,622 --> 01:09:16,791 - Do you know I was a lonely child, Darlene. 834 01:09:16,824 --> 01:09:20,061 My parents were ashamed of me. 835 01:09:20,094 --> 01:09:21,461 My dad wanted me to play ball, 836 01:09:21,495 --> 01:09:23,363 but I was just too small and scrawny 837 01:09:23,397 --> 01:09:26,901 and I really didn't have any interests. 838 01:09:26,934 --> 01:09:30,170 Kids at school teased me because of my hair. 839 01:09:30,203 --> 01:09:31,039 - Please. 840 01:09:32,707 --> 01:09:34,341 - It wasn't until third grade art class 841 01:09:34,374 --> 01:09:36,443 that something really clicked. 842 01:09:36,476 --> 01:09:38,345 Art was my escape. 843 01:09:39,514 --> 01:09:41,348 And then in college I found a book that really 844 01:09:41,381 --> 01:09:43,017 took my art to the next level 845 01:09:43,051 --> 01:09:46,988 and just opened up a whole new world to me, Darlene. 846 01:09:47,021 --> 01:09:51,592 And now you get to be a part of that world for all eternity. 847 01:09:51,626 --> 01:09:54,529 Do you understand anything I'm saying, Darlene? 848 01:09:54,562 --> 01:09:57,497 - Why does it have anything to do with me? 849 01:09:57,532 --> 01:09:59,734 I just want to go home. 850 01:10:04,739 --> 01:10:07,374 What are you gonna do with that thing? 851 01:10:07,407 --> 01:10:09,010 Please let me go. 852 01:10:11,979 --> 01:10:16,216 We're just here to teach you a little respect, Darlene. 853 01:10:16,249 --> 01:10:17,185 You know? 854 01:10:18,553 --> 01:10:21,288 Do you know what they say? 855 01:10:21,321 --> 01:10:23,591 First cut's the deepest. 856 01:10:36,537 --> 01:10:39,540 Darlene, would you look at that? 857 01:10:40,942 --> 01:10:46,013 You have all the cavity colors of a merry little rainbow. 858 01:10:47,014 --> 01:10:49,751 We're gonna make beautiful art together. 859 01:11:10,505 --> 01:11:12,173 - Look at this article. 860 01:11:12,206 --> 01:11:14,008 It talks about when he first moved here to do the show. 861 01:11:14,041 --> 01:11:17,078 He's in front of his house in this picture. 862 01:11:17,111 --> 01:11:19,379 - I know that house, it's on Henry Street. 863 01:11:19,412 --> 01:11:22,116 I drive by it almost every day. 864 01:11:22,150 --> 01:11:25,086 - I mean, it's gotta be worth a shot. 865 01:11:27,622 --> 01:11:31,025 - It's the only lead we have, let's go. 866 01:11:35,596 --> 01:11:37,464 - Hey, I got shotgun. 867 01:11:42,270 --> 01:11:44,337 Yeah, this is the house. 868 01:11:50,978 --> 01:11:52,246 - Did y'all hear that? 869 01:11:52,280 --> 01:11:54,314 Could have sworn I heard screaming. 870 01:11:54,347 --> 01:11:56,617 - It was probably just a cat or something. Come on. 871 01:11:56,651 --> 01:11:59,020 This place looks pretty dead. 872 01:11:59,053 --> 01:12:00,487 - No, I think you're right. 873 01:12:00,521 --> 01:12:02,757 That was definitely a screen. 874 01:12:12,633 --> 01:12:13,668 - Gonna go around back. 875 01:12:13,701 --> 01:12:15,136 - I'll come with you. 876 01:12:15,169 --> 01:12:16,270 - Okay. 877 01:12:37,859 --> 01:12:40,695 - Maybe there's one around there. 878 01:12:50,503 --> 01:12:53,140 - Something is wrong, we have to get in there. 879 01:12:53,174 --> 01:12:54,742 - Look around, there has to be something 880 01:12:54,775 --> 01:12:57,945 we can use to break the glass. 881 01:12:57,979 --> 01:13:00,447 Wait, wait. I have an idea. 882 01:13:02,016 --> 01:13:03,483 - What are you gonna do with that? 883 01:13:03,517 --> 01:13:04,986 I don't think that's gonna break the glass. 884 01:13:05,019 --> 01:13:06,453 - Ever seen MacGyver? 885 01:13:06,486 --> 01:13:07,922 - No. 886 01:13:07,955 --> 01:13:11,626 - Well, luckily for you, I've seen every season. 887 01:13:11,659 --> 01:13:13,160 - Okay. 888 01:13:13,194 --> 01:13:14,996 - Have a little faith. 889 01:13:55,369 --> 01:13:56,704 - Oh my god. 890 01:14:01,909 --> 01:14:04,111 - Here, give me a hand. 891 01:14:06,714 --> 01:14:09,050 Hey, this one's unlocked. 892 01:14:19,026 --> 01:14:20,995 - Do you see your mama in there? 893 01:14:21,028 --> 01:14:23,631 - Mama, are you in here? 894 01:14:23,664 --> 01:14:25,032 Son of a bitch. 895 01:14:25,066 --> 01:14:27,668 - Now now friend, no peeking. 896 01:14:30,137 --> 01:14:34,275 - Travis, let go! 897 01:14:35,109 --> 01:14:37,712 Travis, let go. What the fuck? 898 01:14:40,147 --> 01:14:42,850 - That's what I call window pain. 899 01:15:56,223 --> 01:15:58,759 - Oh my god. What is that smell? 900 01:15:58,793 --> 01:16:00,628 - Smells like death. 901 01:16:25,520 --> 01:16:27,488 - Things are about to get dicey. 902 01:16:27,522 --> 01:16:29,790 You have any last words? 903 01:16:30,925 --> 01:16:34,095 - Oh fuck you, you curly-headed freak. 904 01:16:36,263 --> 01:16:38,533 - That wasn't very nice. 905 01:16:39,333 --> 01:16:41,969 You're about to meet Jesus. 906 01:16:49,877 --> 01:16:51,546 Your ass is grass. 907 01:17:45,166 --> 01:17:49,370 - What the hell does he even keep down here? 908 01:17:50,639 --> 01:17:52,806 Can we use your lighter? 909 01:18:10,424 --> 01:18:12,359 What is this stuff? 910 01:18:15,729 --> 01:18:17,998 Mama? Are you down here? 911 01:18:19,266 --> 01:18:22,469 - Look, I don't think she's down here. Let's go. 912 01:18:22,503 --> 01:18:24,104 - I have to check this other room. 913 01:18:24,138 --> 01:18:26,774 - Well, I have to go home. 914 01:18:26,807 --> 01:18:28,510 Look, I love your mom too, 915 01:18:28,543 --> 01:18:31,680 but we can't help her if we're stuck inside. 916 01:18:36,350 --> 01:18:39,086 - Oh my God. - What's that smell? 917 01:18:40,821 --> 01:18:44,158 - I don't know, and I really don't wanna find out. 918 01:18:51,065 --> 01:18:52,199 I need to go. 919 01:18:56,070 --> 01:18:57,004 - Mama! 920 01:19:00,107 --> 01:19:01,041 Mama! 921 01:19:28,836 --> 01:19:30,971 - We have to go, Ella. 922 01:19:32,106 --> 01:19:35,744 Ella, come on. You know we have to get out here. 923 01:19:35,776 --> 01:19:37,244 There's nothing we can do. 924 01:19:37,278 --> 01:19:40,948 We have to get out of here. We have to. 925 01:19:45,219 --> 01:19:47,522 - Ella. Ella, come on. 926 01:20:19,688 --> 01:20:21,822 - Olly olly oxen free. 927 01:20:39,473 --> 01:20:40,775 Little lady. 928 01:20:47,749 --> 01:20:50,017 Stop fighting. No, nope. 929 01:20:50,918 --> 01:20:52,853 Night, night night. 930 01:20:55,657 --> 01:20:56,791 Good girl. 931 01:20:57,525 --> 01:20:59,627 You think so too? 932 01:21:16,377 --> 01:21:20,180 - Old Leland brought you some sweet meat. 933 01:22:03,725 --> 01:22:05,459 - Lindsay, wake up. 934 01:22:06,427 --> 01:22:07,361 Lindsay! 935 01:22:10,297 --> 01:22:12,634 - Oh you naughty bitches. 936 01:22:13,967 --> 01:22:16,571 Oh, you done messed up now. 937 01:22:22,242 --> 01:22:24,512 You know like I met you. 938 01:22:25,780 --> 01:22:27,247 Oh you bitches. 939 01:22:31,519 --> 01:22:32,453 Oh no. 940 01:22:56,744 --> 01:22:58,245 Join me friends. 941 01:23:00,981 --> 01:23:04,051 Go to hell, you curly-headed freak. 942 01:23:14,161 --> 01:23:15,295 It's over. 943 01:24:17,291 --> 01:24:20,160 ♪ You'll be tired and run away ♪ 944 01:24:20,193 --> 01:24:25,033 ♪ But there ain't no light of day ♪ 945 01:24:25,065 --> 01:24:28,268 ♪ So why do you run away ♪ 946 01:24:28,302 --> 01:24:32,907 ♪ When you know you'll come back to me ♪ 947 01:24:32,941 --> 01:24:36,978 ♪ Run run run away ♪ 948 01:24:37,011 --> 01:24:40,915 ♪ Run run run away ♪ 949 01:24:40,949 --> 01:24:43,851 ♪ Run run run away ♪ 950 01:24:43,885 --> 01:24:48,623 ♪ 'Cause there ain't no light of day ♪ 951 01:24:48,656 --> 01:24:52,492 ♪ 'Cause you're never coming back ♪ 952 01:24:52,527 --> 01:24:56,831 ♪ And you're never coming back ♪